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I created Salmonella

I like salmon, but I can't eat. I created a nanomachine animatronic bacilli and named it Salmon nila. Salmonella Cyanocis. and nanobateria. The greatest invention I had as a supervillain.

From Unmeasurable to 90

I got sick with typhoid fever without the fever. My mom noticed my IQ was dropping. She had me assayed for Typhoid fever antibody. I was given an antibiotic. In fact, it is the second non-supervillain invention an antibiotic for the Typhus bacilli.

Invented an Aircon

Awhile ago I invented an aircon. The coolant is hydroclourocarbon hydrate. It took me what I studied in Thermodynamics and some organic chemistry and engineering. The brands, Kalvinator, Hondura, Condura. It is the first non-supervillain invention I did after having an IQ of 90 in the Stanford-Binett IQ test. I will patent it at USA.

Created a Earthquake Machine

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Last night, I was not able to sleep. I had the weird imagination that I can create earthquakes using a machine much better than the device in film The Core. I labored with physics and discovered the fundamental frequency of earthquakes. (I am not a smart person so it took the whole night). I travelled the whole house of ours through time and used the time machine. It is the earthquake in the Philippines that is located on top of a mountain. The earthquake was greater than or equal to 6.0 to 7.1 in the Richter Scale. To be exact it is 6.3. See I told you, I am not that smart. Earthquakes occur underground not on top of a mountain. I sold the equipment to the US Federal Government. For some unknown reason I want to do it. Little did I know I am a  CIA agent. http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2017/08/11/Earthquake-Luzon-phivolcs.html CNNPhilippines.com April 11, 2017 6.3 earthquake.